Place Jokes

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''

"Mc Donald's."

Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?

Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?

When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".

What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place

Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.

Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"

My parents told me I was born on the highway.

Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans....

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”