Place jokes

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

Don't bother; just try to live in England.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

My parents told me I was born on the highway.

Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?

A: Right where you left 'em.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.