Place jokes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Richmond
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!