There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
The other day my wife said "take me someplace I have never been before, I said why don't you try the kitchen! "
Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!!
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
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whats a pedophiles favorite place to go in? Kum and go
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Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
Why do orphans love tennis? Coz it is the only place they can get love
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
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What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
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Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
