whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
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Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
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Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂
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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!
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Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
