Place jokes
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.