Place Jokes

When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.

I was at the Orphan place and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are and he faited.

How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Where is a place where people die

Rosshall Academy

yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs in a place worse than a zoo

I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

what is a emos favorite place niagara falls

A orphan asked his caretaker where his parent are and the caretaker said a place called home

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???

Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me

The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.