Pizza

Pizza Jokes

Boss

You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?

Boss: You're fired!

Me: Ok?

Worker: Why are you fired?

Me: Oh, you wanna know...

*shows him the oven with my pizza*

Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!

Worker: OH SHIT!!

Boss: Did you say pizza?

Me: I sure did!

*shows boss pizza in oven*

Me: This hoe black as fuck!

Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?

Food

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

Food

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. Itโ€™s too cheesy!

Dad

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

Mom

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

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  • Victim

    Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

    Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

    Kind

    What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

    Two large planes!

    Slice

    I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

    Pizza place

    You, I didnโ€™t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny ๐Ÿ˜. The end or is it bye-bye?

    Donut

    If you were a food, what would you be?

    Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

    Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

    Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

    Seizure

    What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

    Little Seizures.

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  • Pepperoni Pizza

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

    People

    Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.