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Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

wood fired pizza?

hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.

You work at papa's pizzaria ok?

Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know... *shows him the oven with my pizza* Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! *shows boss pizza in oven* Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?

Domi-don't-knows....

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀

Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!

wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".

Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".

So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"

The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"

the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

Pizza place pizza place are you there your as heck bye

You I didn’t see you there the pizza place is hunted bad so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁 The end or is it bye-bye