why dont orphans like pizza because they dont have parents thats why
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There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
I dont understand why the twin towers were super upset there pizza just got there alot faster by plane
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Whatโs the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza wonโt cut itself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they donโt live in a swing state. 43. Youโre not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop ๐
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What pizza ๐ do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessiโs UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesnโt cut itself.
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza