What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
