Pizza jokes
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.