Pizza

Pizza Jokes

Weโ€™ve got to celebrate our differences! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค๐Ÿต๐Ÿค๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they donโ€™t live in a swing state.

Youโ€™re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessiโ€™s UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.