Pizza jokes
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.