Pizza

Pizza jokes

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!