Pizza jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
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Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.