Pizza jokes
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.