Pizza jokes
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].