Pizza jokes
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.