Pizza jokes
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.