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On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the colour of 911?

Plane.

What is the fasted way to see 911?

Plane.

Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas

I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces

Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza

Cause it was plain

When the two tower ordered pizza all they got was plane

what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?

domi-nose

what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane

Have u ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts it's self!

I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese

What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars

me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one

I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn...

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I’m like an eggshell... broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I’m like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I’m like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I’m like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me...

Why were the twon towers mad? Because they ordered three peperoni pizzas and one came plane, the ither came late, and the lther one went to the wrong address.