What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
pirate
Why do pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh! hahahahahahahahaha!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well... ARRRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
why didn't the pirate right a letter to his mom
R u kidding me??!?!
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
