Picture Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Your so cool that celebrities take pictures of you

the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,

The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray

I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio

Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it