Picture Jokes

The girl in the picture has no ass.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

The meme shows two pictures of dogs divided by a black line. The top picture shows three dogs sitting in the water looking straight ahead. The word "BOYS" is overlaid in white letters on a black background on the right side of the picture. The bottom picture shows three dogs nestled close to one another in a pink field. The word "GIRLS" is overlaid in white letters on a black background on the left side of the picture. The words "Posting for a picture" are above the first photo.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

What picture is that?

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)

Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.

His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."