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Picture Jokes

So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi

Thatโ€™s what I get for not having a password on my iPad

Whatโ€™s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo* them: puma โ€œpuma balls in yo mouth

Hi my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and Joing my group!

me:MOM im tired, mom:take a nap me:no i cant sleep if dad isnt here, mom:hangs picture of dad on her room wall* well now you can

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable! Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass! The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?

A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.

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