Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable! Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass! The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture it was just her.
An drew a picture of Andrew
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind's have a group picture.
Why was the picture in jail because it got framed
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
This picture is for bras! comment or not and go to each one and comment! and goo!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
