Picture Jokes

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An drew a picture of Andrew

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If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.

Why was the picture in jail because it got framed

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

last christmas i took a picture of your mom

Its still printing

This picture is for bras! comment or not and go to each one and comment! and goo!

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child*

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Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.

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My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com