Picture jokes
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.