Picture jokes

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!

Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.

And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.

What pictures did turtles take?

Shell-fies!

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?

A family photo.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)