Picture jokes
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Pictures of the people commenting.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.