Physics jokes
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."