Physics jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Stephen Hawking died.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
is water wet? or does water make stuff wet
I like balls.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)