Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking died.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
I like balls.
is water wet? or does water make stuff wet
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.