Physics jokes
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking died.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
is water wet? or does water make stuff wet
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
I like balls.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.