Physics

Physics jokes

Skinny

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Forehead

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Water

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Bicycle

Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?

Son: Why?

Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Feather

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.