Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking died.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself π
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
I like balls.
Memes
is water wet? or does water make stuff wet
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why canβt Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because itβs a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.