Physics jokes
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Fill it out if u want
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!