Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking died.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
you.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.