Physics jokes
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
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Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
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What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.