How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Physics Jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Stephen Hawking died.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
I like balls.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
