Physics

Physics jokes

Emo

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

Minecraft

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Mama

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Memes

Dog

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

Time

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Corner

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

Glory Hole

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

Pressure

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

Physicist

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

Road

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!