Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
if stephen hawkings had a fifa card he would have 99 dribling
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally
why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What does a 🎣 🎣 👨 👨 man 👨 and a gay prostitute have in common with a physicality handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 all three of them are very good at 👌 😊 ☺ 😀 👍 sucking your dick
What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man
Why is it that a physically disabiled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is a abled bodied gay white male for a increase in his pay check? Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth that could be the reason why
