Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawkings can’t even stand up for his self after all these mean joke
wht do you call stephen hawking on fire? hot wheels!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
