Physicist jokes
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.