Physicist jokes
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.