i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
How did Stephan Hawking die? His core I5 Overheated. XD
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
1 "Knock knock"
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist"
2 "Interrupting..."
1 "Muon!!!"
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
