Physicist jokes
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
I like balls.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.