How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
How did Stephan Hawking die? His core I5 Overheated. XD
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking, Stephen walking
1 "Knock knock"
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist"
2 "Interrupting..."
1 "Muon!!!"
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
