What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
what did steven hawking say when he died
I'm logging out
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? -- Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
