Physicist

Physicist jokes

Pokemon

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Memes

Band

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

Wife

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

Seizure

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

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  • Coffin

    What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

    Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Chair

    Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.