Physicist jokes
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.