What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
what did steven hawking say when he died
I'm logging out
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up