What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
