Physicist jokes
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.