Physicist jokes
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.