Physicist jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Stand? Wait. No.