Physicist jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.