Physicist

Physicist jokes

Wheelchair

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

Name

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Song

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.

Man

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Bar

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Wheelchair

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.