Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
