When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
