What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Stephen hawking always like this đź«
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
