Physicist jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.