What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
