Physicist jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.