Pet Jokes

What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat

Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on a floor But only for like twenty seconds

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well neither did she!!!

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet

Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead

Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.

why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow

READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.