Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit
One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions I the kitchen onions was such a good dog.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
