Pet jokes
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What did the dog say to the other dog?