What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well neither did she!!!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow
What do you call a dog that tells the time ?
a watchdog
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
"How was your day?" "It was great" "what was so great about it?" "i saw a puppy" "awww" "and i ran over it :)"
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
