Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Pet Jokes
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
