Pet jokes
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What has a dog?
People.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.