What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
