Pet jokes
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!