Pet jokes
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What has a dog?
People.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Memes
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.