Pet jokes
What time do dogs π get a walk done β ?
Time to walk with your dog πΆ!
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
I love β€οΈ dogs.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! π€ π€ π€ π€ π₯΄
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What has a dog?
People.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appΓ©tit!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
I killed my cat.