Pet jokes
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Memes
I killed my cat.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What has a dog?
People.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!