Pet jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Memes
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What has a dog?
People.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.