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Personal Jokes

You: Why did the chicken cross the road? Random person: Why? You: To get to the idiot's house! Random person: What? You: Knock knock Random person: Who's there? You: The chicken.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.