Personal Jokes

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this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)

A person walke's into the bar and said hey barman get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead Who said that

what's I gay persons favorite meal? meat with white sticky stuff.

The FBI said open up. I shout them.

A person said cookie sale. I opened up. He fucked me

Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?

Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.

Person A: Where do you come from? Person B: Liberia Person A: *speaks softer* oh sorry, do you come from?

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two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.

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Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality? A: They don’t have a person in reality!

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So there was this kid and he went to a store and said to a person there "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo "Why the hell are you here, shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere."

“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.