Person 1:Yassin has sex with a piece of sex Person 2: nice, can I have some of your balls
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
dont make a person loook a fool when you are the real one!
Person: My pony is crazy it's always horsing around.
I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn
Person A:Hey,what's the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It's greenglish!
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
U: A life Other person: I don't get it U: Exactly
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle
Did you know, tha average gay person likes men?
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
