What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons? Person 2: Yeah. Person 1: Imagine Dragon these nuts across your face!
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What does a depressed person say when they're happy? "..."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
