Personal

Personal jokes

Apology

    • Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

    And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

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    • Wheelchair

    • I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

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    • Personal memes

    Idk

    • Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

    Person 1: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

    Person 1: Wait idk means--

    Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

    Googol: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

    Dairy

    • What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

    Non-buy dairy.

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    • Mood

    • My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

    Sister

    • My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

    Relationship

    • The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

    Emo

    • I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"