Personal jokes
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂