Personal jokes
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
I feel this one on a personal level.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...