Personal jokes
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Memes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.