Personal jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Memes
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"