Personal jokes
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Memes
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.