Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
what do you call a black person going down a waterslide? sewage
"Don't break a persons heart, they only have one."
"yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
What can’t a gay person walk a trail because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair
Virgin mobil
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor
You really thought n****r
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
What war did the black community win
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
