Personal jokes
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.