Personal jokes
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
People are insane
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Who is this Gwen person?
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.