Personal jokes
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?