Personal jokes
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
This person has Down syndrome.
Memes
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"