Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
This person has Down syndrome.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
When you think about it, Hitler wasnât a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
What does a person thatâs high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Whatâs one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy thatâs straight!
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. đ
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and sheâll say the same thing, honey. đ
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
