did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don ́t worry there will be a third person in a little while.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
Normal person:"I'm perfect" Goth person:"nobody is"
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
What would you call a person who hides in a a house for 24 hours and then kills them morgz.
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.