Personal jokes
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
This person has Down syndrome.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."