Personal jokes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.