What do u say when a person trips?
You say why u trippen. :)
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
What is the chair's favorise person? A sit-izens.
knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
What do you call a person with no nose and no body
Nobody knows
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
