is that a person over there Na its jesus
Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
What's the difference between a black person and a white person? Nothing, are u racist?
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
"Don't break a persons heart, they only have one."
"yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.
Who is the blindest person in the world
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
