Personal jokes
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.