What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
Im looking for the bartender
Person named Bart:
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
What do u call a disabled person who deals drugs A wheel dealer
The average person in 2023 are less strait than the lines my 5th grade P.E. Teacher walked in collage
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Listen my brother's , if you see a photo of her with a another person
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47
