Person jokes
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Austin Nash
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.