whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
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What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?
Vegetable soup
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
