Person jokes

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?

Because he is Stephen HAWKings.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?

He didn't open it yet.