Person jokes
Queen, (DYM 86)
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.