Person jokes
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Memes
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
John
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!