Person jokes
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
John
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.