Person jokes
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
John
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.