Person jokes
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
John
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."