Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Isn't gwen the most thoughtful person?
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do u call a depressed person
Me
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
what do you call a white person having a seizure
a vinnila shake
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
