Person jokes
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
OUABH Core
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Oliver
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!