Person jokes

Prize

    • Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.

    I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.

    Birthday

    • Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear

    Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"

    Shooter

    • (First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

    (Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

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    • Therapy

    • If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

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    • Person memes

    Blowjob

    • How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

    If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

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    • Male

    • Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

    Because a black person was approaching.

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