Person jokes

Suicide

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

Emo

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Murder

You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.

Memes

Cliffhanger

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

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  • Drunkard

    When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.

    Chuck Norris

    There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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  • Law

    The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

    Suicide

    Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

    Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

    Person 1: Really?

    Person 2: They're not even that deep.

    Murder

    You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

    Pistol

    Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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  • Emo

    - The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

    - How did the gay person die? Homicide.

    - Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

    - When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

    - I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

    - I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

    - How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.