Person jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!