Person jokes
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Whatβs the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Memes
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! π
Hi... I'm depressed.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.