How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Person Jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Hi... I'm depressed.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
