Person jokes
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Memes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! π
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Technoblade never got a wife.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Person 1: Wasnβt Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.