Person jokes
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Tyler
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
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Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?