Person jokes
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
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I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?