Person jokes
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
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I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
Tyler