Person jokes
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Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Memes
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Your momma!
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.