Person jokes
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
You look like a cat.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.