Person jokes
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Bill Cosplay
Gordon Ramsay isn't a racist. If a team screws up, he screams at every person equally—no matter what their skin color.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.