Person jokes
Alya?
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Harrison
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
When you still there?
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Riley Styler :)
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
¿Hola, quién es?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.