Person jokes

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

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I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

What do you call a person with no eyebrows?

Ms. Burgos.

Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

Tyler

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

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Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."