Person jokes
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What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Memes
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
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I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...