Person jokes
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Hi, I'm cool.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
You're just big and good.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.