Person jokes

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

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What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

Why couldn’t the midget talk?

Because someone stepped on him.

What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

His shoulder.

Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?

Because he is Stephen HAWKings.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

What do you call a person?

A person.

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.