Person jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
You're just big and good.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Alya?
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Harrison
When you still there?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.