Person jokes
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Honestly
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"