Person jokes
Why did the little boy cry? He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
You're tiny!
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.