Person jokes
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Coooper
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Louie Fennell.
Louie's IQ.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Eli Tremain.