Person jokes
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!