Person jokes
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
When you still there?
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
¿Hola, quién es?
Riley Styler :)
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Louie Fennell.
Louie's IQ.
Eli Tremain.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
His favorite drink was his dribble.