Person jokes
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."