What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Person Jokes
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Hi. I am Joe.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
