Person jokes
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.