Person jokes
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Memes
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Hi. I am Joe.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.