Person jokes

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

What is a gay person's favorite book?

The dictionary.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

Hi. I am Joe.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet.

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

What do you call a person who cares for chickens?

A chicken tender.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

They can't say no if they're unconscious.

Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?

Timmy is dead.