Person jokes

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?

You have to look down to see him.

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-

Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."

Orphan: And I took that, personally.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

A: Look in a mirror.

Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?

A: You wave at them.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

What is a gay person's favorite book?

The dictionary.

Hi. I am Joe.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.