Person jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.