Neither of them respect boundaries.
Person Jokes
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Paul Walker.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
If you are poor, get money.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
