Person jokes

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.