Person jokes

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).