Person jokes
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Make him read a book.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
You look like a cat.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."