Person jokes
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.