Person jokes

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!