Person jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

You look like a cat.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.